April 6, 2039 / Progress
Tabbed by Jeff

C		Fm		C
Here we have our dust-free dining set
C		Fm		C	C7
we guarantee it won't collect a speck
F
freeing up the children to instead
C	E	Am
grow into your molding
C	E	Am
heed more of your scolding
D				G
go early to their new self-making beds


C		Fm		C
seems like you'd be tired of losing face
C		Fm		C	C7
like you'd want to put the children in their place
F
the more you have to tell them to do their chores
C		E		Am
the more you run the risk of being ignored


D		Am		G
if you're lucky they'll turn out as good as you
D		Am		G
you tell them that they're good kids but you know it isn't true
C		E		Am		F
your father drank a little; you're on liver number two


C		Fm		C
progress has a way of feigning ease
C		Fm		C	C7
convenient new inventions bait the tease
F
for though it is impossible to cure: 
C	E	Am
a husband bent on cheating
C	E	Am
the oxygen depleting 
C	E	Am
a child who's always bragging 
C	E	Am
a wife's persistent nagging
D				G
we're equipped to live though it were


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