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Postby Hyacinth Thrash » Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:24 am

CalendarGirl wrote:^ I had no idea you were so into fat chicks.


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[Roy] + [Queen Song] x [That's What She Said] + [Emoticon] = The Photo for this Calendar Girl Covers Two Months!
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Postby Mattmon » Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:28 pm

sherpa141 wrote:
Mattmon wrote:I cant wait for dave to cover my song "fat chicks love cake" my friends really loved it when i was in jr. high.


I sprayed my computer screen.


In case you want to rock it out

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Fat Chicks Love cake

D      C
If you want to make her happy
There’s only one thing you can do
Give her some of that special love
To munch right on through

She’ll love you forever
Her stomach full of joy
Bake her another
And you’ll be her special boy

C   G   D   C   G   D   
Cause everyone knows that fat chicks love cake
And everyone knows that fat chicks love cake

Now that she’s wrapped around your finger
You can’t screw up now
Just keep the cake a coming
She’ll eat them like a cow

Cause everyone knows that fat chicks love cake
And everyone knows that fat chicks love cake
Cause everyone knows that fat chicks love cake
And everyone knows that fat chicks love cake
Reason cannot help you if you don't shut up!

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Postby cubanguy » Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:37 pm

cake=cock, right?

Mattmon wrote:Give her some of that special love
To munch right on through

She’ll love you forever
Her stomach full of joy
"Again I stop the waterfall by just believing"

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Postby Mattmon » Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:44 pm

um, no...

Okay, so the story behind this terrible juvenile song:

I went to art camp one summer, and as I was signing in to camp, my dad and I noticed that pretty much every girl that was there was fat. The only reason we noticed this, was because I had brought up my hopes of meeting a nice lady at the camp earlier in the day. So, a little bit later I was putting away my stuff in the dorm room I was staying in, and I pretended to start writing a letter to my mother. "Dear Mom, the fat girls ate my cake." For some reason at the time it was really funny and my dad and I laughed for some time.

I wrote this song later that day...

I later realized not ALL of the girls there were fat.
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Postby cubanguy » Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:47 pm

Image

ask Azza about it.
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Postby CuriousOrgans » Mon Apr 30, 2007 2:43 pm

"No No, that will go straight to my Vagina. I mean, that's what girls worry about, right? Having big vaginas?"

-- Stewie "Stephanie" Griffin
"I guess you tripped and fell. Then he tripped and fell on to you. Is that what you meant when you said you didn't mean to?"

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Postby sherpa141 » Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:03 pm

I got a pm from some punk band with the following message and attached lyrics.

NOFX wrote: hey we want to add our song to the pie comp


She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her

She's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can't breathe
That's why I love her

I'm her butter she's my bread
She's like a mobile waterbed
And when I got on top of her
I can't touch the mattress

And when her flesh begins to sag
She's like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy safe and warm
She's my insulation

I always know just where she sat
And when she's on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
That's why I love her

She's my phillie I'm her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale
That's why I love her

She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her

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Postby theburris » Mon May 14, 2007 10:08 am

so is this still on? I cant go back and read all that. Im lazy. but I have some songs almost finished.

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Postby mprovojr » Fri Jun 01, 2007 6:10 am

TODAY'S THE DAY!

any submissions?
I'm surprised this place still exists.

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Postby Hyacinth Thrash » Fri Jun 01, 2007 6:35 am

BroMatt recorded his song at my house last week, but the arrangement is only mostly done. Definitely by the end of next week for his submission, once he gets a chance to swing back by. I worked on my song last night but was getting phase cancellation so I stopped and will try again this weekend when I can better isolate the reflections causing the phase problems.

There is progress being made, but our two submissions are not ready.
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Postby i saved latin » Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:28 am

i thought we weren't submitting till mid june?...
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Postby sherpa141 » Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:49 pm

Hyacinth Thrash wrote:BroMatt recorded his song at my house last week


I need to make it down to the RTP.

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Postby numan_the_son » Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:18 pm

sherpa141 wrote:
Hyacinth Thrash wrote:BroMatt recorded his song at my house last week


I need to make it down to the RTP.


Got my PM?

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Postby sherpa141 » Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:27 pm

Yep. Sorry. I got self-conscious.

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Postby Hyacinth Thrash » Sat Jun 02, 2007 9:43 am

sherpa141 wrote:
Hyacinth Thrash wrote:BroMatt recorded his song at my house last week


I need to make it down to the RTP.

WTF are you waiting for? We got so much dobro to do bro.
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