I searched all the sites I regularly visit, and after that I just started putting in any site I could think of. I got obsessed, looking at all the visitors. Looking at the rank. Looking how much they are worth. I think that is why I did it. Why, when I ran out of sites to check, I began to type those words. The name of the site itself...slowly...s-t-a-t-i-n-t-e-r-n-e-t-.-c-o-m. I paused, wondering what I might find. My hand slid over the keyboard, my finger lightly placed on the Enter key. With the smallest of taps, the slightest flitter, I depressed the key...and the world changed forever. Somewhere--far down, deep inside the internet--a strained wire snapped. A fuse gave way. The collapse began. From the inside out, the internet imploded upon itself. We'd been so ignorant and careless building this monument of data to ourselves. We'd done it so quickly that we didn't watch what we were doing, stacking one site on top of another. When on collapsed due to my boredom and foolish curiosity, all else gave way. I want to apologize for the damage I have done and can never reverse, I want it to be known that this mistake can be learned from. That we can build all of this better next time, stronger. The fire engulfs me now. I die.